YM Real Deal

A forum with members originally hailing from ym.com (may you rest in peace). Now located at ymlives.com, the YM Real Deal members discuss serious issues every day such as fellatio, menstrual cramps, feelings, circumcision, and nudity, just to name a few.

While YM is indeed a close-knit community, there is unfortunately a hierarchy. The self declared queens were outed in a youtube video in the Summer of '09. (You can find it by searching my name, nomnomchickenwings)

Though some of these queens are kind, loving creatures, others, such as peterpan and SocoAmarettoLime, are revered throughout the forums for their cruel mix of beauty and biting wit.

I go on the YM Real Deal forums, I'm awesome!!

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whats da deal?

How you doing?

Whats da deal wit you

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Lead pipe deal

A lead pipe deal is a deal that is so good that there is no way the agreement came around consensually; the person would have never parted with the item that is the subject matter of the transaction without you having used force

"You got that 2017 BMW for $ 5,000 ?" "Yeah, dude--isn't that a great deal?" "Yeah, man--that's a lead pipe deal."

What's this guy's deal?

1: When one does not quite understand a guy's deal

2: First used in Step Brothers by Derek's son while the family was eating dinner and Dale asked a question about Derek's story. Out of anger and confusion of Dale's stupid question the son muttered, "What's this guy's deal?", creating comedy legend.

3: Can be said in certain situations, such as: If a friend was doing something slightly vulgar and without purpose one might say, "What's this guy's deal?". Out of pure perplexion of that guy's deal. Commonly said to a group of people so perhaps one of them must understand.

Person 1: "Wow, Twilight was such a good movie. Full of inspiration of how the undead can still find love."

Person 2: "What's this guy's deal?"

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a big fucking deal

Joe Biden's euphemism for Health Care Reform.

"Hey Joe, what do you call this Health Care Reform Bill?"

"This is a big fucking deal."

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Deal Breaker

The act of firmly yet romantically cramming your entire fist into your signifigant other's cornhole.This is a distant cousin of the shocker.

Nick gave Cindy a Deal Breaker in his Beretta, and she liked it.

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u know the deal

You know what that means, I'm pretty sure. It's a bit like saying "you know how it is / u know what to do", a bit like saying that some bs are real

exp1

ur hoe: babe I’m horny, can I come over?

you: u know the deal

exp2

also she: just got out of the bathroom, I’m fresh for u

you: u know the deal Shawty, I’m comin