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A guy with an absolute dump truck of an ass.
“Woah!Did you see Derek!?”
“Yeah, boy got a dump truck of an ass :D”
Enemies Are Missing?? - a poem written by goofball567 as a tribute for derek’s forgiveness: _derek is love, derek is life. i will stop at nothing to make derek my wife. my life means nothing, i will be in tears; if derek will not come back, if derek is not here. the seasons will pass by, the snow and the rain; its time well wasted until derek’s with me again. derek was my love, and everything was well; until nunu and willump struck, and our relationship: thrown to hell. derek i apologize, for telling you to press R; i recognize the struggle, and i understand that it is hard. its okay to not kill, its okay to not farm; i will accept your shortcomings, if it means to our relationship: no harm. because at the end of the day, it is you whom i’ll be kissing; and i will never again, ping “Enemies Are Missing ???”_
boy is derek so sexy and hot. i sure hope i dont mess up our relationship. IM SO SORRY DEREK
The most curly haired aquarious you will ever see
O my god is that a Derek
Yea, his head is messy
a man with asda bags made of steel
derek smacked my ass with his asda bags
Derek is stupid, yet kind. He’s probably good at math and some sports. He’s probably obsessed with Minecraft and memes. He probably loves Big Chungus.
“Derek is very much like Big Chungus”
A basic white girl of a guy. This guy is seen drinking star bucks and listening to white trash such as Applebottom jeans. Even so a derek can be one of the most funny people you ever meet and will always know how to make people laugh or get annoyed with him
He is such a derek
He dances like a derek