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spin-off of the highly successful, highly caffinated Mountian Dew. tastes like menstration in a can.
*pops a top*....*sips*..GHACK!!! oh my god what is this???? is it that time of the month again?
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The act of taking a piss and when done,vigorously shaking the penis in a up and down or side to side motion so the last drop of piss flies off into never never land!
I had 4 long island teas down at the strip club for lunch,I'm gonna go shake the dew off my lily and get back to work.
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Michael's favourite choice in a menu.
Send some straight away with your halo action figures to his address, or the ongoing war against the Machines will be lost, and the sentinel will tighten it's grip on the young marionette for all eternity.
SEND STEAK!
Michael begged the population of santa monica for some Steak and Mountain Dew, and went into hibernation in the small island of New Zealand when no one find him any.
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when you drink a lot of mountain dew soda (3 to 5 cans) in a hour while playing videogames with 3 friends at night and you begin to see or hear things that do not exists
person one: "is that phone ringing?"
person two: "no, but i heard it too, we must be on a mountain dew trip"
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Whew, I gotta go shake the dew off my lily.
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What did you do with Alice last night?
You know, the old one two mountain dew.
NOICE
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A saying used when you see heterosexual men doing something gay.
"Dude what is Jim doing to Tad.... Gay Slushy Mountain Dew!
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