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A guy who says family two much
I'm vin Diesel and it's all about family
A man with inherent family values
Normal person: No Vin Diesel, you won’t survive that, that breaks the laws of physics!!!
Vin Diesel: Because Family
Some guy that would choose family over anything
Vin diesel: God might be strong but not as strong as family
When you go the gas pump take the diesel nozzle shove it up your Anus then start master baiting profusely until something busts .
The guy had extreme fetishes. His favorite being the runaway diesel
A person who is rude to others about their looks but has no room to judge because they're unpleasing the the eye.
Them: Shes such at catfish .
Everyone else: Your literally friends with Central Maryland Diesel (Dan Bowen) you all are over weight and ugly. Why are you judging someone else.
beer with whiskey and red bull
bro, let’s have some irish diesel, it will wake you up
Fancy a pint?
Is the pope catholic? Poor me some Irish Diesel