Pacheco Diet

The Pacheco Diet is a method of being frugal and saving money. It requires you to be cheap, rethink your unnecessary purchases, and be stingy with the amount of crap you buy - It's not for the faint of heart. Although the Pacheco Diet is about saving dat money and being frugal with your purchases, you should always be generous towards others.

I don't spend all my money at the bar anymore... Pacheco Diet!

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Diet water

Another word for tomfoolery or fuckery. It refers to a situation or something making no sense; such as, deit water witch makes no sense.

What kind of diet water is this shit!

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diet lane

A diet lane refers to any checkout in a major store that is not overly crowded with people. A diet lane can be found where any checkout is completely open and no waiting is required to make your purchase.

Man: Damn i need to find a diet lane before this icecream melts

Woman: hey checkout 2 is open!

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Diet coke

Battery acid. That’s it. Pure battery acid

Customer: one Diet Coke please.
Mechanic: do you mean battery acid?
Customer: is that not what I said?

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The Guido Diet

A meal consisting of garlic bread with a side of marinara sauce. for desert, four kit kats. very healthy meal

Michael: "Dude what should I buy for lunch?!"

Sal: "You should go with the guido diet. It's always good if you don't know what to buy."

Michael: "Your right. But I think the guido diet is always good!"

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dieting bra

A bra (brassiere) which is smaller than the intended wearer's current size and intended to serve as motivation for her diet (course of action to reduce body weight, size, or fat content) or to serve as a marker of when her diet has achieved its intended goal.

The aspiring ballerina purchased a tiny lace bra with a 30 inch bust and AA cups (essentially a training bra) and said to herself, "I will not eat solid food until I fit into this dieting bra. And even then, I will diet to remain slim enough to fit in it." She eagerly anticipated the feeling of the delicate black lace against her shrinking breast-buds, and her hunger temporarily subsided.

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Guitar Diet

Eating off the 99ct tacobell menue and living in the back of a Van playing at small venues.

The guitar diet consists of:
99ct Tacobell , Mcdonalds , Wendys and Ramen Noodles red bull and cocain.

FOB , PATD , MCR , ect and other bands are on this famous diet. The guitar diet

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