dildo deflector

A life altering conundrum wherein life shakes your hand with a knife up its sleeve.

I didn't know whether or not to take Damon's offer of a ride home because I knew I'd end up in a dildo deflector later on when he'd try to give it to me in the butt.

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[Dildo Blast]

v. 1.The act of penetrating someone repeatedly with a dildo. 2. Having fun with a dildo. 3. placing the dildo in an orfice and using sheer will to blast it out of said orfice.

i hope she does not tie me up and dildo blast me.

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dildo casserole

After a dildo has been inserted into a female's leaky, gaping vagina, and a male's hairy, saggy buttocks, the poopy bloody cum is then baked with the dildo into a delicious treat for the whole family to enjoy. :)

After a delightful masturbational experience, Jenny decided to bake a dildo casserole for her first night meeting Daniel's family. They loved it!

Aftter beating his wife with an inflatable dildo Treva yelled, "Yo bitch! Make mez some dildo casserole wif sum o dem waffle fries! Den fo dessurt Ima need sum dildo pie n sum bloody pussy sorbet!"

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Dildo Puncher

One man (usually gay) who shoves a dildo up another man's ass.

"That idiot at the perfume counter is such a dildo puncher!"

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Polish dildo

Keilbasa.

Ayo fudge, you wann come over for dinner? Karen makin polish dildos.

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dildo fucking

what happens when a horny women has no cock to take in so she brings out the ole dildo. you stick it up your vagina and make animal noises.

hey, I walked into your girlfriend dildo fucking and since there was a real weiner there, I took that dildo, threw it out the window, and fucked her like theres no tomorrow.

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Crusty Dildo

A dildo that has dried up pussy juice all over it from recent use. Banana Crust

- That one chick that just moved in is gross as fuck. She left a nasty crusty dildo on her bed this afternoon.
-How did u find out
-no "pornographical" reason... ;)
- (:o

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