Songs Josh writes in his free time...Dirty...Jingle?
The other day, I wrote this awesome song called "I Like to Muff Dive through Beaver Cheese, Duck Butter, and Green Foliage...MMM Good!"
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the act of jizzing on a girls crusty, overgrown nappy bush. While it hangs over her vagina flaps, you make your nuts saggy, and wind up for a powerful thrust of a nutclap, simoultaneously pounding the semin particles into her saggy vagina.
i punished my teddy bear, with a fierce dingle berry nutsack, leaving the pussy white with cum.
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Jingling your dingle is the act of punching someones ballsack like one of those ceiling mount boxing bags thats shaped like a teardrop.
I went to a party and someone asked "can I Jingle your Dingle?" I'm now in excruciating pain.
Jingling your dingle is when you punch a ballsack repeatedly like one of those teardrop shaped ceiling mount boxing bags.
someone at a party said, "can i jingle your dingle?" I am now in excruciating pain.
A common British substance made of pilk, Rubbing alcohol, battery acid, and butternut squash in a jar, and shoving it up your anus to get the sensation of being British for 22 hours 43 minutes and 28.645 seconds.
I took a Fibbly-Dingle-Hopper this mornin' mate. I'm eatin' colours and beans on toast!
The act of putting superglue in ones foreskin and inserting an erect penis into the foreskin of the first penis.
Bob and Barry are on their way to the E.R. because the dumbass's did a Chinese Dingle Trap