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Fist Pump Disorder

An extremely contagious disorder/disease that causes you to go into crazy, hour long fits of laughter. Usually caused after watching Jersey Shore episodes. Some also feel the urge to fist pump at random times.

A: DUDE I JUST WATCHED ALL THE EPISODES OF JERSEY SHORE AND NOW I THINK I HAVE FIST PUMP DISORDER HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

J: What the fuck. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*FIST PUMP*

by sexybuttwrenchBITCH July 27, 2010

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obsessive consumption disorder

The new OCD: It is when people tend to overeat or over consume a product, such as, gasoline.

She is fat because she has OCD.

Why is she fat if she has obsessive compulsive disorder? Doesn't she do a lot of cleaning and stuff?

No. It's obsessive consumption disorder. The new OCD that is plaguing Americans. She cannot stop consuming unhealthy food. Plus she gets no exercise and overuses gasoline by driving her fat-ass everywhere.

by Herman C September 14, 2011

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Sex-is-love Disorder

When a (usually) woman equates sex with love, thinking that because a man had sex with her, it means that he loves her. In men, it is often a nerdy type who has sex out of his league and turns into a total obsessive. Is often the trigger for stalkerish behaviour.

Dude, you can't bang her, she has Sex-is-love Disorder!

by Matti! Matti! Matti! January 4, 2011

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Canine Affective Disorder

The condition of allowing a dog to control your emotions.

Why is he always either lovingly kissing his dog or angrily screaming at it , he has Canine affective disorder.

by lazylinguist August 9, 2012


Gravity Falls Disorder

When fans of a series demand a direct continuation to a story despite it not making sense for that specific story(e.g., the story has already come to a conclusion, it was purposefully left open-ended for fan interpretation, the creator is not interested, etc.).

Names after the Disney animated show Gravity Falls, which was always intended to have two seasons according to Alex Hirsch. Despite that, many fans have been hounding him for a third season to this very day.

"A lot of OMORI fans suffer from Gravity Falls Disorder due to the game's purposefully vague ending scenes, even though a direct sequel wouldn't work, at least not in the form of a video game."

by mighty-guard October 11, 2023


master-of-the-payment-disorder

When a person or company has unlimited causes or reasons to not pay you for services, which is just a delay attempt tactic. These people have unlimited ways to pay a debt, but use any reason not to. They are not and never intended to pay the bill, which is a product they called you to buy. The lies, forms of denial, and other forms of greed makes you want to slap the hell out of them. They use the person or company, but get their payback when they are sued or fined 1000 times the amount they should have paid in the first place. The corrective medicine is to have them shut down in their peak business period, and then let them beg you to pay the bill.

That Dave and his manager are real master-of-the-payment-disorder assholes. No matter what I do for them it will never be enough! It's sad to see them shark around the legitamate payment, when all this is over they will have wished they paid the bill. Now, they have "self-screwed" themselves as always.

by Mark C. Mitchell December 6, 2007


Female Brain Disorder

"ewwww wtf ur a man BPD is literly a girl thing"
Female brain disorder is when a man has BPD

I suffer from female brain disorder ๐Ÿ˜ญ ๐Ÿ˜ญ ๐Ÿ˜ญ ๐Ÿ˜ญ
wtf ur literly a man..... u have female brain disorder frfr

by womanbrain October 30, 2023