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to propell yourself up out of the water as far as you can, done by pushing off the bottom of a body of water or swimming up as fast as possible.
“they wished without hope that their hero would surface dive up to them.” (Beowulf, after the fight with Grendel's mother)
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When a guy slides a hand down his pants without realizing it. Normally happens while watching T.V.
Hey bro my girlfriend is coming over, will you make sure your not scuba diving in front of her like you always do.
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where you shuv your tonge up a womens fanny
i went scubba diving yestrdy =D w00t
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the act of indulging in an article of food such as you would with pussy if you were muff diving
"damn im hungry. Lets go be a schosid and get a salad so we can go munch diving."
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Like regular skydiving, except one (or more) person(s) jump out of the plane with no parachute. They rely on someone else with a parachute on the plane to jump after them and catch them before...
Black-guy: "Yo, you heard 'bout Timmy? Heard he died sky diving."
White-guy: "Yeah, I was there too. He was doing a suicide dive. When Timmy jumped, no one caught him in time"
Black-guy:"White people"
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Dumpster diving is when you are providing oral services for a female with a particularly fishy disposition
Dude 1: Dude why does your face smell like bad cooch?
Dude 2: Oh yea man I just finished dumpster diving Lindsay Lohan
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The last, late night attempt of a woman to pick up a man at the bar, party or other social and intoxicated scenario. Usually this occurs when the woman set out to get laid, and now must make such a thing happen in order to not feel the shame of dick-lack.
"Dude, she is the queen of the dick dive, took her 5 minutes to grab a bro and bail."
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