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When an Irish idiot misheard a popular phrase and says it to the people around him.
Idiot: "I'm hawking a dookie."
Friend: *repeats in bumfufflement and laughs* "It's hawking a LOOGIE."
when you shit in the dark because it’s too bright to shit with the head ass light on
“hey dawg, i’m taking a spooky dookie right about now”
“really? your so epic for that”
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A man who plays a lot of fortnite and never wipes them shit out of his asshole and let’s it get crusty. He is notorious for putting the shit on his fingers and smelling it, maybe even wiping the shut across the top of his mouth.
“Wow Diego you’re such a DOOKIE DIBBLER. You need to clean that shitty doodoo poopy dookie out of your ass”
Illegal/dirty money. Income obtained by doing/providing illegitimate services and/or goods.
Look at Keisha on the corner sellin' that pooswah gettin' that dookie money!
Been in the trap all night makin' that dookie money!
One of the perks of being a cop is gettin' all that side dookie money from people tryin' to get out of tickets!
A dance in which you move your pelvis giving the impression you're shaking a terd out of your ass.
Brother 1. Damn man you see that bitch over there?
Brother 2. Nah what's she doing?
Brother 1. Looks like she shakin doo doo out her ass.
Brother 2. She's doin the dooky juke!
The act of sneaking/crawling up behind someone… (usually if they are walking over/past dog poop or something brown and vaguely turd shaped, but not always!) …suddenly wrapping your arms around their legs and tackling them to the floor, always accompanied by a shout of “Dookie legs!”
My brother dookie legsed me when I was walking past the compost heap and now I’m covered in mud and rotten fruit.