Jersey Driver

A person from NJ who knows how to drive in the most populated state in the US yet that the car insurance companies are not friendly and will drop you if they can. Anyone used to paying 2 to 3 times the cost of car insurance that people in other states pay yet who can still drive Route 9 and not care.

After Robby graduated college in Iowa, he got a job in NJ. Upon moving there, his Iowa car insurance company dropped him since they said that "they didn't service that market." When he went shopping for new insurance it cost him three times what he had paid in Iowa for less coverage. His coworkers just laughed at him as he complained. They already knew the cost of being a Jersey Driver...

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teen driver

When a man ejaculates onto a woman's face, and then proceeds to slap her, preferably on the nose, with his still erect penis

When Robert refused a blow job, Elise didn't expect to receive a teen driver.

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Pile Driver

When a man is having sexual intercourse with a woman, but the woman is not a sket or slag, and usually has not had much sexual experience in the past.
The man then ruins the female.
The female usually has trouble walking afterwards

Boy1: why is that girl walking with a limp?

Boy2: I fucking pile drove her ass last night mate. u dun know

Boy1: That must have been a pile driver and a half!!

Boy2: And 3 quarters!!

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pile driver

When Jonica is bent over while her man straddles her from behind in the "squatting" position

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zamboni driver

caucasion female enjoying canadians redefined for pleasure and dating.

check out the zamboni driver with the canadian.

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Designated Driver

A habitual drinker who is immune to the effects of alcohol.

Good thing our designated driver has only had 10 shots because I'm fuckin wasted!

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California drivers

shitty fucking drivers

notorious for running stop signs and doing u-turns and shooting at eachother and leading the police on a highspeed car chases for 4 hours

the California driver is usually either a total redneck looking carnie or a black or hispanic gang banger fighting with his bitch

generally they are glue sniffing,paint huffing prison folk!

see rednecks or retards

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