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To drink yourself into a state where you would qualify for the special olympics.
Man, we got stupid drunk last night!
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Food one eats when getting the beer munchies
After 8 beers i can sure go for some drunk food
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The state of being too blackout drunk to ride a bicycle, but too drunk to walk without it
Johnny was bike drunk, and had to lean on his cruiser in order to make it home saturday night.
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A modern derivative of its cousin, drunk dial-ing, this involves sending text messages via cell phone to friends, girlfriends, sluts, just friends, etc., while in a drunken stupor.
Typically it is used on a desired member of the opposite sex, that is normally not desired during sober hours. This lame attempt to arrange a booty call results from the cowardice of the drunk texter, who fears actually making the drunk dial.
That grease monkey keeps drunk texting her every weekend at 2am.
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State of being, where you're so drunk that you piss yourself.
He was pissy drunk, even though he only had one beer to drink. Punk.
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Sleep drunk: the act of being so sleep deprived that you act as though intoxicated
man i was so sleep drunk last night i said some things i shouldn't have
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The often useful ability to find your way home, or to where you want to go, whilst incapacitated by alcohol.
I was supposed to be staying at Steve's but we got seperated in the club. My drunk radar got me home even though I didn't know I knew the way.
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