Unicorn dust

Dust you scrape off unicorns with a blade hand crafted by the jawas from Star Wars. This dust is very valuable and is worth around 23 Kraken teeth per Gram! You can snort it to become a unicorn for about 12 hours, or use it to teleport anywhere between 12 and 144 miles depending on the quality.

The ginger wanted to get the unicorn dust, but he was saddened to find out he was allergic.

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Fart Dust

The Dust that flies when you slap a couch cushion, padded chair, or any other soft surface where people sit.

I was laughing so hard that I slapped the couch, got a whiff of fart dust, then almost passed out.

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Dusting the Rose

Doing bumps of cocaine off your partner's asshole.

"Where the hell did Bigglesby disappear to?"

"Aw hell, he's probably in the bedroom dusting the rose."

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Valley Dust

The (theoretical) opposite of the soda Mountain Dew. The name is derived from the antonyms of the words making up the name of the aforementioned soda. Presumably, as Mountain Dew is thirst quenching, sweet, and highly caffinated, Valley Dust would be intensly (perhaps fatally) dehydrating, sour, and coma-inducing.

I refuse to drink Valley Dust, as it almost knocked me out the last time I had it.

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Pikachu Dust

Drug used by middle easterns for an extremely unique high. From the extract of opium, PCP, and Cow dung. Usually smoked in bowls or bongs.

Jimmy-" D00D! lets try this new deal my dealers giving me!"
Luke- " WHAT IS IT MAN?!"
Jimmy-" MOTHA FUCKING PIKACHU DUST?!"
Luke-" Aw fuck that shit i ain't smoking cow shit."

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mud dust

A Dirty South Killas word:

Cheap crappy weed.

"Man, my head hurt after all that mud dust we smoked."

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Sleepy Dust

The most annoying thing that happens when you wake up. It's like an eye booger.

I couldn't open my eyes because there was sleepy dust in it.

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