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Ego Is A Too Much Thing

It's in, side
It's in the back
The front
No it's in the back
No it's in the front
No it's in the back
They shoved it in the back
They put it in the back
All the love in the back in the back
All the love in the back
Get in the back boy

And they call it your subconscious

Remember Freud
In the front is your computer
And I call him

Old ego is a too much thing
Old ego is a too much thing
He'll make you fool yourself
You'll think you're somebody else
They got the whole subway train
Makes you want to jump on up there an' fight
And you can't stand left to your right

He'll make you lie
Make you cheat
Jus' so you won't be beat
He'll make you get on outta sight
You get afraid you gonna, act like a clown
And you get mad when somebody puts you down

Your heart's a-pumpin' and you pan-heart's a-jumpin'
Look out ego is a too much thing
When everything seems goin' so fine
Old ego puts itself on a bind
Your cert'ty turns to doubt
Then you start flippin' out
Then you ease on out of your mind

by Death Menace February 10, 2023


[Ego-gasms]

Ego-gasms, the joy and euphoria produced from the dopamine hit from self validation, as portrayed by Tom Hanks after making fire in the movie Castaway. Soccer stars often display such feelings of elation after kicking a goal.

Sadly, such feelings of joy over self validation run both positively and negatively and include acts of self validation by invalidating others , bullying. The APA's DSM V lists "gratification" in the traits for "Antisocial Personality Disorder".

I had ego-gasms for a week after getting an article published.
Bullying is an addiction to ego-gasms from harming others, all forms of abuse are simply tools.

by Bald Older Bloke. August 13, 2020


ego fluffies

The feeling you get when someone makes a positive comment towards you, or something good just happened to you.

Wow!, I've got 20 comments on on my picture already, I've got the ego fluffies:)

by Shadwofang September 21, 2010


Ego at the door

Check your sense of self-importance at the “door” before entering a situation or conversation. This means letting go of the need to be right, to be in control, or to be recognized for one's accomplishments.

Coach Emily is so chill on social mean. You can tell that she leaves her ego at the door.

by laterrel April 19, 2024


anti-egoful

person who doesn't have much ego and hates people who have ego.

that asshole there is an anti-egoful son of a bitch.

by treedoodles February 7, 2021


Cult of Ego

Mainly sports but can be attributed to other areas such as Finance and Arts. It is ego based wherein one thinks he is a big fish to society but the reality is he or she is only big to the group that he represents such as a star in the nba nfl mlb etc.,

Johnny thinks we care about how great of a swimmer he is but the only people who think he is great is the cult of ego which is other swimmers. The rest of us don't give a shit.

by Shorn Turner January 5, 2021


Ego height

Your "Ego height" is the height you tell people but isn't your real height.
For men, it's typically taller than their actual height (they add around 1-2 inches); for women, it's normally shorter than their actual height (they subtract around 1-2 inches).

Arin is 5'10" and she tells people that she is 5'8".

Therefore her "ego height" is: 5'8"

by ToasterTissue September 2, 2022