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Having a girl suck your dick and then shooting it into her eye while kicking her in the shin as to make her an example of a pirate with a missing leg and one eye that says "argh".
You should have seen that bitch when I gave her a one eyed pirate last night.
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another name for the winkie 'eye'.
get your one eyed ry out for the ladies! (or lads?!)
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A One Eyed Willy always looks better circumcised
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when a woman's nipples face opposite walls.
"I was trying to get it on with Liana but i was so distracted by her wall eyed titties"
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A term used to describe a daddy that has blue eyes and knows exactly what he's doing. A blue eyed daddy usually rules the kingdom but keeps his boy happy in every way possible. Blue eyed daddy's are difficult to find, and there are many fakes out there, but once you find a real one there is no turning back.
I found a blue eyed daddy and have become the envy of everyone in town.
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A brown-eyed sandwich is performed when a man titty-fucks a woman, backwards however, and the girl eats out the man's asshole.
I could go for a brown-eyed sandwich right now. I just enema'd!
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