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That one thing that always comes on at the wrong place, and the wrong time, or right place wrong time, or vice versa.
Guy: "Hey dude, how was the presentation on uhhhh..."
Dude: "You mean the presentation of the solar system?"
Guy: "Yeah, that presentation, so how'd it go?"
Dude: "Not well, I got an erection in the middle of it."
When blood flow happens to enlarge the groin.
I came so my erection would disappear.
What little kids playing in the playpark give me
Kid1: sir what's that
Man: it's my erection
Kid1: what's that?
Man: want to find out? ;)
Kid2: STRANGER DANGER
Someone who sends you an unsolicited dick pic, especially on Facebook Messenger.
This guy keeps sending me pictures of his junk randomly. He’s definitely an erection enemy!
When you see something which instantly makes you horny.
When I open my eyes only I auto-erect.
NH women’s first round test for estimating national public approval of select prospective sexual partners. Using mass media to share your oral event, your partner goes down town rounding third base with a hands-on demonstration while you debate the best approaches to meeting all of the needs of your cuntry. A popular vote ensures that the incumbent moves on to a second round, so that they can officially Iowa cock-us.
Joe- Have you been watching Becky’s New Hampshire Primary Erection? You can tell she’s wicked excited about the whole thing.
Stephanie- Yeah! I love how liberally the first candidate gives..
Joe- give Becky an inch and she’ll take a mile though…
Stephanie - it’s still noble how much he focuses on cummunity. Some say he’s thrusting himself into the spotlight, but I like it. Naw’mean?