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A midengine component car that borrows most of its mechanical pieces from the C5 Corvette.
Its lower, wider and lighter than the Corvette, that combined with its rear-midengine layout means that the Factory Five GTM takes the Corvette components to even greater heights of performance.
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The act of freezing and inserting one's cylindrical piece of shit into a vagina and consuming said shit as it melts out.
"My boyfriend sure enjoys his trips to the Mexican chocolate factory."
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Okay, now many of you may be thinking,'It was a horrible remake! I hate it!' In all honesty, it was (is) a GREAT movie and NOT a remake! Johnny Depp plays a charming, quirky, Willy Wonka, who is not based on Michael Jackson or Marilyn Manson (as Depp has said many times in several interveiws.) Freddie Highmore is (in my opinion, as everything is) the best Charlie Bucket! Any other actorwould have been a drastic mistake! I thought that the add-ons were very nice, they all lead up to the perfect endding which left you feeling happy and warm. If you ask me, theres no such thing as a bad Tim Burton movie (I didn't like Pee-wee that much, but I loved it as a little child.) The whole cast seemed to just feel right, and if your anyhthing like me, your still humming the Willy Wonka theme-song!
Willy Wonka
Willy Wonka
The amazing chocolatier
Willy Wonka
Willy Wonka
Ev'rybody give a cheer
He's modest, clever, and so smart
He barely can explain it
With so much generosity
There is nowhere to contain it
Willy Wonka
Willy Wonka
He's the genius who just can't be beat
The magician and the chocolate wiz
The best darn guy you'll ever meet
Willy Wonka--here he is
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A nightclub or party at which males outnumber females several times over. Resulting in the few females present recieving lots of unwanted male attention and in turn leaving themselves, thus intensifying the effect.
Fackin hell, where are all the ladies at? Its like a German Sausage Factory in here!
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A group of guys set up a conveyor belt and defecate on it, preferably with big liquidy shits, they then tie their penis' to the belt so they become covered in the shit, they guy whose cock seems least covered in shit has to suck all the other guys off and clean their cocks of shit, then has the conveyor belt re-routed so all the shit falls into his mouth.
Girl 1: Si your mouth tastes really weird today, I dont want to kiss you any more
Guy 1: Sorry Anisha me and the boys set up an Catalonian Sausage Factory last night, and my cock is so small I couldnt get it fully covered in shit
Girl 1: What the fuck thats sick, i'm dumping you, i wanna date that hot guy you sit next to
Guy 1: Shit man, if only I hadnt agreed ot that Catalonian Sausage Factory... What am i saying, its the best fucking thign ever
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To fuck a large woman in her armpit/arm fat or similar points where copious amounts of fat are present in fold-like formations (ie. knees, elbows, chin, etc).
"I gave that fat chick a soviet tractor factory last night".
"My doctor says I should stick to soviet tractor factories until the stitches heal and I finish the antibiotics".
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while analizing an asian, she simultaneously defecates upon herself
i fuck this asian chick so hard, she shat herself, turning her ass into a tokyo chocolate factory
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