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The act of storing items that one would put in a fanny pack up the ass of ones self and/or in some cases the ass of another (sometimes willingly, sometimes not)
Yourself:
"$7.50 for a beer?! Fuck that! I'm fanny packing one in!"
Another:
Jon: "What do you mean you lost your car keys?"
Jamie: "Me and my girlfriend were fanny packing last night and I haven't seen 'em since."
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When a woman reaches a certain age, a fanny belly becomes exposed, especially whilst wearing jeans below the belt line, a protrugen below the belt line.
fanny belly, fuff belly, toodle belly (male version)
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Fanny Chapman Memorial Swimming Pool History
In the early 1920's, there were few places to swim in Doylestown. On a hot summer day, one might find a shallow pool along one of Bucks County s rocky creeks, a muddy farmer’s pond, the Delaware Canal or the Delaware River.
There were a few private pools. William Mercer, younger brother of Henry, designed and built a beautifully tiled pool behind Aldie, the family mansion in Doylestown. Mrs. Mercer frequently invited friends and neighbors to bring their children to play and swim in this little pool. It was during this time that Mrs. Mercer realized that the children needed a larger place to swim, and probably discussed the idea with her husband.
One day during the summer of 1926 as William Mercer was walking up the 2nd fairway (then the 5th) at the Doylestown Country Club, he found the perfect site for a pool on land belonging to Mr. and Mrs. John B. Lear. When Mercer explained his plan to them, the Lears donated 1 ½ acres for the pool. The pool was to be a memorial to Mr. Mercer's favorite aunt, Fanny Chapman, who had died two years earlier at age 78.
The pool was to be governed by a Board of Trustees, and all operating expenses were to be paid for from membership fees and income derived from the Mercer endowment fund. Members of the first board were: Charles C. McKinstry, Chairman; Frederick H. Clymer, Secretary; J. Carroll Molloy, Treasurer; Elsie Ross; and Jane Watson.
Mercer's original plan called for the pool to be 40 x 75 feet, but prior to construction the dimensions were changed to 40 x 120 feet. Construction began in April and after two hectic months of work; the Fanny Chapman Memorial Swimming Pool was opened to the public on a membership basis on June 21, 1927. The pool has been serving the community ever since.
One of the most important periods in the history of the pool came in 1956, when the original deed of trust, by which the pool was established, was dissolved and all the pool assets were transferred to the Borough of Doylestown. The Board of Trustees became the Board of Managers and the Borough of Doylestown now appoints its members.
The Mercers continued their interest in the pool throughout their lives. In 1959, Mrs. Mercer donated two more pools, the present diving pool, and the upper instructional pool, in memory of her husband, William R. Mercer, who died in 1939.
In 1975, a four-year, $200,000 renovation and modernization of Fanny Chapman pools was completed. It included many improvements. Renovated locker rooms, the lighting and public address systems, Olympic quality diving equipment, and the terrace rest area, are highly visible elements of the pool today. Less noticeable, but equally important were the replacement of virtually all of the pool s piping, filtration, and chlorination equipment. No tax dollars were used for any of the work.
In 1994, a fourth pool - the children's wading pool - was added to our complex.
And, in 1997 a complete renovation of the upper pool once again took place bringing it into compliance with standards recommended by the State.
Fanny Chapman continues to be a memorial to all who care about our children and our community.
My children are only 3 and 5 and after only 1 year of participating in the Fanny Chapman programs, my 5 year old can "swim" without my help and my three year old tries to swim underwater.
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She's one of a kind, and very useful if you want to build a house in the trees or just chill in a farm. She also is very funny. Somehow.
I love fanny-Enzo, plus her name is really funny
FUNNY FANNY is equation where we can calculate 'the waste energy in sex'
Okay let's see how to calculate ,
FUNNY + FANNY
=(FU+FA)NNY
=(FU+FA)N^2Y
=F(U+A)N^2Y
=-FN^2Y(U+A)
here F=funtime In sex , U=male tounge length , A=area of fanny , N=how many time you stroke your dick into fanny , Y=length of your dick
Now we know , according to sexophyscis
∆sex=e^(FUNNY + FANNY)
=>∆sex=e^|-FN^2Y(U+A)|
∆sex means the waste energy in sex
Ryan:have you tried FUNNY FANNY ?
Niko: Yep ,last night I used that equation to calculate while having sex with my aunt .
The first FEMALE Jewish comedian.
A: Hey have you seen 'Funny Girl'?
B: Nope. What's it about?
A: Fanny Brice
(Noun)
1. A grandma who gets a little too touchy on her husband's booty.
2. A grandma who collects fanny packs and uses them to wipe her butt.
3. A grandma who is mean and does not accept your butt jokes.
1. Stop being a fanny granny and leave grandpa alone!
2. My fanny granny did not let me have a fanny pack, I guess I see why. They smell of butt.
3. Don't be a fanny granny. My butt joke was actually funny.