Father figure

a person who might've left you or he divorced your mom.

WELL DONT WORRY YOUR GONNA HAVE A GREAT LIFE WITHOUT THAT BASTARD

if your old enough to be on the urban dictionary, your old enough to tell him to fuck off

"my dad left"

"lol"

"i dont have a father figure either"

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Father of Discord

The Father Of Discord is one and only EthaN^ΞXZ#2424

Discord to god : who is my father?
God to Discord : The Father of Discord is EthaN^ΞXZ#2424
Discord to God : ah alr

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father terry

A paedophile who works at a catholic girls school as an excuse to watch girls and even creates a judo club so he can gain physical contact with them. Also likes to eat insects and spit on people when he talks.

Oh god, there's father terry, watch out

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Father fucker

Someone who fucks father's.

You are such a father fucker

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father-encloser

A "politically-correct" alternative to motherfucker, apparently for use to refer to women. The reference is to "enclosing" dick in fanny.

Actually, for a PC term, I think it's actually quite cool. c.f. father-engulfer.

George W Bush is a motherfucker, and Condaleeza Rice is a father-encloser.

Shut up, you stupid cock-sucking father-encloser!

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founding fathers

A group of kids from Fremont, that organize parties

hey bud, you goin to the founding fathers party this weekend?

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fathers boyfriend

pauls dad is your dads boyfriend and they fucked eachother in the ass they made u!

pauls dad and your dad fucked again last night your fathers boyfriend made you a brother









haha paul From: Chris C.

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