Flower Shower

The act of having a woman with a hairy vagina urinate on you as if you were taking a shower.

Dude, your mom gave me a Flower Shower last night!
I got my first Flower Shower yesterday and it was awesome!
Her Bunny Bacon ruined my Flower Shower!

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Flower Mound

Flower Mound is a classy place to live. It has two high schools, Marcus High School and FMHS. However Mustang Matt has it all wrong, Marcus is the shit and 10x better than FMHS. We are better than average at sports and academics. Marcus has a big rivalry with Lewisville High school called the battle of axe. and wimpy FMHS tried to replicate that with the battle of the mound, which no one at Marcus even cares about. Most people from FMHS are spoiled, racist brats who like to do drugs, while MHS people are cooler. Flo Mo as it is called is the shit.

"Where are you from?"
"Flower Mound"
"Oh, do you go to Marcus or FMHS"
"Marcus"
"Oh okay, good, you arent a little bitch then"

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Flower boy

A guy who attracts the "bees"(girls) .

Damn,dude's making them all em chicks crazy for him

Yh.
Hes a flower boy

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flower ass

fake ass,white ass

fake poser wanna be redneck honky

2pac song "fake ass bitches"
"...I can see right through your flower ass..."

mark buster fake ass bitch snitch

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Sprouting Flower

Male ball trick that requires pushing the penis downward into the abdomen and pulling the ball sack over it. When the ball sack is carefully pulled back down, the penis slowly sprouts back to glory.

After nailing The Flying Squirrel, James brought down the house with his Sprouting Flower.

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Petty flower

(Often abbreviated to petty)
A term of endearment.
Also the term may be used to describe a nice, good or fun person.

Hi petty flower how are you?
I saw Diann out last night, she is such a petty flower.
Yes petty, that's no problem at all.
I miss Nell she is such a petty.

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Toilet Flower

When you flush one of those paper ass-gaskets, and it only goes half way down so some of the still dry paper sticks up like flower petals

I really had to shit, but first I had to flush a toilet flower all the way down

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