Pepperidge Farm

On October 1st, when the leaves have changed, you drive up to northern New York to the town of Cazenovia. There is a small farm where you will cum all over your lover, douse your lover with course black pepper; your lover will get on all fours and graze the field like the local cows of Cazenovia. You will then feed your lover Milano cookies.

Yo dude I just Pepperidge farmed my bitch

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state farm

A realy bad insurance company. This insurance company is usualy associated with ripping people off and employing turd burgaling assholes. (See. Turd Burglar)

Oh crap. I just got into a accident, and I am about to die. I want to get my car fixed even though I am gonna die, but I have State Farm.

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Factory Farm

A farm that is industrialized and cares more about profit than treatment of animals. Factory farm will in the future come to be the only type of farm, and so will just be called "a farm"

The factory farm had no problem with sending feces-splattered chickens to market.

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Pussy Farm

A farm for women in which potential buyers can come and pick out top quality pussies from a wide selection. The women are kept in horse stalls and must advertise their pussies for the potential buyers by spreading and busting those lips wide open. The buyers can then make a selection from the variety of pussy to choose from. The sweeter the meat, the bigger the treat.

Jim: "Hey man you need to check out the new pussy farm. They got that top quality meat."

Matt: "Yeah man I already have that Preferred Pussy Popper card!"

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Pussy Farming

The act of sleeping around when your GF or significant other is away.

Ethan- My brother Tyler is such a whore, his GF is in Boston at the Cancer Research Center interning, and hes been busy Pussy Farming.

Kevin- What a ass.

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Nude farming

When someone else uses yours or another persons nudes to send around to gain nudes from a variety of people

Josh(Cunt bag): "I'm gonna use Jacks photo to get trade nudes. Hence forth nude farming "

Jack(Victim) "You're a disgusting pig Josh, you nude farmer"

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Road Farming

The act of aimlessly driving up and down the highway or backroads to clear your mind, a kin to a combine driving up and down the plow rows.

Bobbi 'Where ya goin' sweetheart?'

Mitch 'Road farming ... busy day at the firehouse. Just need to think some things over.'

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