The correctional officer did not let me out to shower, so I was fried out.
Your ex girlfriend is stale like McDonald’s fries reheated
That girl is stale like McDonald’s fries
When someone's brain is soo diluted with Jewish lies that they can't see past them or look to the truth. It's normally best not to talk to these people because you won't gain knowledge from them and you'll only go in circles while debating.
Don't worry about Billy over there.. His brain is just too Jew Fried.. There's nothing you can say that will get to him..
Frwnch fries, but with too much vinnegar
Look at all this vinnegar! I ordered French fries, not Drench fries
Donald Trump's SePhOrA custom foundation shade, Whereas Joe Biden's is just some liquid dandruff whiter than Ed Sheeran's ass
Omg I chug that new Nacho Fries fLaVorEd foundation from Sephora MmmmMmmmm so smegsie
When your friend gets so high they can evaluate your entire life like a wannabe psychiatrist
Friend 1: hey dude why do you smoke
Friend 2: I dunno bro
Friend 1: I thought it was because you felt bored by the way your life narrowed into a predictable cycle of thing after thing
Friend 2: shut the fuck up sigmund fried
The fucking cheapest and best American food in the world
Bob: Yo bro I’m hungry but poor :(
Jim: go get French fries from McDonald’s
Bob: oh shit I didn’t think about that