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Uggs. Sheep skin wanna be prostitute boots.
It was fortunate that the Alaskan prostitute had her Eskimo Fuck Me Boots handy because she got an unexpected call to go on duty.
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The state in which the outside temperature falls below negative 15 degrees Fahrenheit, usually with a windchill. It is when, regardless of previous sexual preference, one wishes to be fucked in the ass for no other reason than the warmth it would provide.
Rick "How cold was it when you took the dog out this morning?"
Yolanda "It was fuck me in the ass cold outside! Haven't you seen the weather Ricky?"
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Putting the fate of your hair into someone else's hands.
Barber: What kind of cut you want?
Him: Just fuck me up
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Australian slang, used during a bout of serious anger or displeasure, generally directed towards another individual.
Guy 1: Sorry boss I forgot to bring me tools to work today.
Guy 2: “FUCK ME DEAD CUNT”... You useless fuck.
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when you say something random when you are fucking someone
" OHHHHHHH DADDDDDDDDDDDDY! HELLO FUCK ME HARDER!" SHE SCREAMED with PLEASURE as her daddy FUCKED her.
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Showing aggrivation with a person or event.
"He wants me to have that done by tomorrow?", "Well fuck me running!"
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When you want your daddy to fuck you so hard your vagina falls off
Rose got fucked by bill while walking to nandos saying 'fuck me daddy, please'
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