osu! gamer

A person who has never touched a woman,and spends most of there day clicking circles.

osu! gamer:Im a virgin

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Squid Gamer

A slur for Asians specifically, based off of the hit Netflix series “Squid Game”. A “Squid Gamer” is a poor, selfish, Asian, like the ones in the series.

“He’s such a squid gamer”
“Stupid squid gamer”
“Dirty squid gamer”

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Gamer Face

When You Or Another Person Has Clown Face paint on, preferably Joker face paint. Someone wherein Clown Face paint can be said to be wearing "Gamer Face". Wearing "Gamer Face" is equivalent to war paint. To wear "Gamer face" is a sense of pride and respect for the gamer cause. Gamer Face is assosaited with the gamers rise up movement. Cosplaying as a clown for non-gamer related reason would not be considered as wearing "Gamer Face".

Example one:
Guy one: "Dude why do you have joker face paint on."
Guy two: "its Gamer Face get you facts right?"

Example Two:

Guy One:"I'm going to make my character and he's gonna have gamer face on all the time"

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Anti-gamer

The state of actuality at which a human being becomes the Antichrist of video games. A person with this condition has the innate ability that causes them to be extremely bad at video games, particularly FPS games. Anti-gamers are cursed, their hardest obstacle is their inability to hit the target.

"A man who's shots are forever destined to miss"

Gamer 1: "Damn Keegan you really missed every single shot? What are you, an Anti-gamer or something? Jesus."
Gamer 2: "I cannot believe it Keegan. Out of 40 shots, all of them hit the dirt. Any parent would be proud of you."

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gamer finger

when you play video games too hard and you tear up your thumb from excessive use.

Did you hear about Cole? He played Apex Legends for too long and got gamer finger.

gamer shower

A shower under 10 minutes long. Originated with true pro gamers because they didn't want to waste time showering, they had to get back to their gaming sessions.
Level 1: 6-10 minutes
Level 2: 3-5 minutes
Level 3: 0-2 minutes

Guy 1, "hey, bro, I'm gonna go take a gamer shower. I'm seeing a lady soon."
Guy 2, “Fine, it better be a level 3 though!"

Gamer Rights

A movement to free the most oppressed people of all time, gamers. Use this chant when someone targets a person only because they're a gamer.

"Gamer rights!"
"End gamer oppression!"
"Fellow gamers, we shall rise up against our oppressor!