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The German Pastafork commences when up to six forks binded by rubber bands are used to please a man's partner. The man then uses said tool to harass family members
I got a black eye and gonorrhea infection because my brother pulled the German Pastafork last night
A rather large penis of german heritage
I would like to park my german airplane in her italian hanger!
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"My father is german and my mother is black, so that makes me german chocolate."
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A citizen of Nazi Germany who participated in or overlooked atrocities while denying personal moral responsibility by appeal to his submission to supposedly legitimate authority.
The American CIA agents who relied on the White House legal justification of torture were nothing more than Good Germans.
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A fag thats back looks like a persian rug. He is a 'hardass' that thinks its cool to get overly drunk and get ill. Girls are not quite his forte. Mainly because his penis is more like a tator tot than a fucking machine. However, this does not stop the arrogant man from trying. What a great friend.
Hairy German is at it again
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A trio of sex acts that can be performed in a loop, creating a sexual hula hoop.
It starts out with multiple performances of the Frankfurt Shuffle by both partners until fully aroused. This is followed by the man eating out the woman in true Munster Muncher style until she comes, after which the man performs a Berlin Airlift to finish off. Then they start again with a fresh Frankfurt Shuffle.
Last night, my wife and I hooped through the German Circle.
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Everyone brings a high amount of legal and/or illegal drugs (most likely in form of pills) and throw them unlabled in a bowl with candys.
Then the bowl is handed from player to player untill just one person remains.
The last one standing or at least alive is obviously the winner.
Jim: Sarah why do you have no friends?
Sarah: Well, I did but they're all dead because they're a bunch of pussys.
Jim: Fuckin' what now?
Sarah: We played German Roulette and I take drugs like a champion.
Jim: Sounds fun. At least you didn't get raped this time.
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