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When a person gets vaccinated for COVID-19 then cuts off all communication with their friends or the person they’re dating, with zero warning or notice beforehand. You’ll mostly see them stepping outside then turning back inside, sitting in parked running cars, and sobbing in the grocery aisle shouting there’s just too many people.
I haven’t seen Tom since he got his second Moderna shot. I think he’s ghosting-19 me.
When a BMX rider is killed on his/her bike, the bike is painted white and chained to a nearby pole.
Billy: Man, my friend just got killed by a drunk driver so we made a shrine with his bike, and painted it white.
Xavier: You mean a ghost bike? Did you put flowers near it?
Guido-type jacked guy who walks around with him arms extended and fists clenched like he is carrying invisible luggage. Usually found on a beach.
Just passed by three dudes carrying ghost luggage, must be getting closer to the Jersey shore.
The sly poopie you have sometimes which is so illusive that when you wipe it leaves NOT a SINGLE remain or smidge of evidence—The only proof your poopie leaves is what‘s in the bowl staring back at you. Ghost poopies are more common in the fall season around Halloween. Be careful they are so sneaky and sly you sometimes don’t even know they slipped out.
Person 1: Bro I just took such a massive sh*t but I ain’t see nothing on the toilet paper?!
Person 2: Happens to the best of us, you caught a case of the Ghost Poopie!
A person who dresses like a normal person, but performs the same activities of an emo.
A teenager wearing bright-coloured clothing, but has cuts on their wrists would be classified as a ghost emo.
noun. A person or thing that is completely devoid of any use to society. Like a fish with a bicycle, a ghost ashtray has no benefit whatsoever, it merely takes up space and collects dust. Think about it, if a ghost could physically manipulate material objects, items like ashtrays and urinals would be completely useless to them. The term originates from a story about an evil, ambitious man who did alot of horrible deeds and killed many innocent people in a quest for more power. After he finally died, all spirits of the people he had wronged swarmed him. They squished and moulded his spirit into the shape of an ashtray permanantly.
Paris Hilton is such a ghost ashtray.
when you think you hear your friend next to you say something but it turns out they didn't
-hey dude did you just say "this is your destiny?"
-no?!?
-oh must have been a ghost voice