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this friend deserves a gift, buy them a good one on April 16th to make them happy
"hi darcie! today is national give your friend called darcie a gift day so here is a gift from me for always being there for me! <3"
on the May 20th get your friend Jade a nice gift
you: oh hey it’s May 20th here’s a gift
jade: thanks but why?
you: it’s get your friend called jade a gift day
jade : woah really
you: yeahhhh
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Can you get me a 20 dollar gift card for the app store
"HEY MOM Can you get me a 20 dollar gift card for the app store "
When an error, follie, or turn over happens in a sporting event and the opposing team does not capitalize.
A football team turns the ball over three times in succession, and all it does is result in three punts by their opponent.
how many gifts are they going to give us before we open the present
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Noun. A person who received a gift from a re-gifter. Usually he/she does not know that the thing given is a re-gift because the gift giver (who originally bought the wretched thing) and the re-giftee are usually not related, or have a needle-in-a-haystack chance of knowing each other (as carefully planned by the scheming re-gifter).
Uhm, I hate to be the one to tell you this, but that pink and brown scarf that your boyfriend gave you... he did not buy it. You're a re-giftee, hon.
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There are no accepting gifts nor giving gifts in this day, even on birthdays.
Bf: “Happy Birthday honey, here is your gift—“
Gf: “honey!! I can’t, it’s National no gift day!”
A female that thinks males are here to serve females, and that if you dont tell a female what she wants to hear or kiss her ass, you deserve to die more than anybody else.
You'd be nothing and go nowhere in life without her, she's God's gift to males. Didn't you know that?