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A woman you see when it's convenient for you because either you are wounded, non-committal, and/or a player. You have no intention of being in a monogamous relationship, but the constant cuddling, sex, spontaneous trips away, and all of the affection you provide leads her to believe you do.
This is enhanced by liberal amounts of future-talking with shared pronouns, holding hands, and sending regular texts.
We're breaking up. You are too broken, and I'm not your stunt girlfriend until you get your act together and leave for someone else..
A girlfriend you have at a short time only because you're bored or just want to have a girlfriend. A girl who is dumb, is lonely, or has daddy issues make great targets. You usually will lie and appeal to this person until they get sick of you or you get sick of them. Then when you're done you get them to hate you so you don't have to talk to them again.
That one girl I dated last month? She was a disposable Girlfriend. I never really cared for her.
The phrase you use when you're tryna spit game to a potential side-chick but you already have a main girl who isn't giving any neck.
(Use this phrase wisely, don't abuse it.)
Girl: So do you have a girl or somethin?
You: Girl? What girlfriend????
Something that is non-existing
Maggies girlfriend is around as much as my dad is
An illustration of a female (usually good looking), usually in the form of a poster, located on the walls or ceiling of bedrooms of lonely young men.
Dude, your wall-girlfriend is totally smokin'!
That big titty goth girlfriend that will smother you with her big juicy thighs
“ bruh why can’t I just get a goth girlfriend that will love me and appreciate me ;-;”
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What ever your girl friend says is law. She has veto power.
Boyfriend: “Hand me the AUX cord. We are going to listen to my music.”
Girlfriend: “Nope I call the girlfriend rule. We are listening to my music.”