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A term for men that stuff their pants.
Tommas had socks in the glove box, that's not all him.
A filled condom that is primarily used as a weapon for self-defense purposes
John- "Holy fuck he just hit that guy with a massive love glove"
Haden- "Yeah like wtf why was it so huge"
'Nine in the glove' refers to having a 9mm handgun in your car's glovebox.
"You strapped?"
"Yeah, I got that nine in the glove."
Where you cum in your hand before you shake someone else’s hand then offer them a towel but it has pubes on it, when they remove the towel the hair is stuck to their hand like a gorilla hand.
Met John the other night, when I went to shake his hand he gorilla gloved me!
Similar to a Kitten Mitten but instead of being soft and silky it is comprised of very coarse bear, badger or bulldog pelt and a tanned lining of grizzly skin or innards. Grizzly Gloves are known all over the world for providing its wearers intense Grizzly powers. These powers include but are certainly not limited to the ability to hibernate, grizzly leg strength, salmon catching skills and mauling ability TOP SCORE. Minor drawbacks to the prolonged use of Grizzly Gloves are a predisposition to honey addiction, intense fear of forest fires and sudden uncontrollable urges to pilfer picnic baskets.
Bree: Travis! Trim those fingernails of yours! And while you're at it why don't you clean the dirt out from under them!
Travis: Kitten, those aren't my fingernails. These are my Grizzly Gloves. And that's not dirt. It's the blood of insurgents.
A condom filled with wasabi that one proceeds to stick his dick in.
Oswald gave her the wasabi glove last night. Now he's in the intensive care unit.
A Santa that forgets his gloves at the strip club, so he has to borrow an elf’s blue gloves.
We heard Santa exclaim as he flew out sight, “I left my gloves at the damn strip club last Friday night,” but Daniel the elf came tip toeing by and brought Santa a pair of his blue ones to try (blue gloved santa).