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Grass Gnomes

A substitute for assholes to use around children who's parents are assholes

These damn grass gnomes blocking the road need to MOVE!

by Neb Ulysses September 09, 2022


Grass Gnomes

A substitute for assholes to use around children who's parents are assholes

These damn grass gnomes blocking the road need to MOVE!

by Neb Ulysses September 09, 2022


Gnome(niss)

When gnome like traits are thrust upon you from gardening too much.

I don't know Frank, I guess a little gnome(niss) has rubbed off on me.

by Cat on the Hat February 27, 2011


Gnome attack

When the very aggressive violator Mike sees a gnome and punches somebody in the nuts but because he has a General fear of gnomes

I put a gnome in mikes yard and he gnome attacked me very aggressively

by Hard at work September 18, 2021


Gnome jockey

Sexual position - When a shorter guy bobs up and down on a penis with a hat down over his eyes.

Charlie really took my dick for a ride, he pulled his hat down and went full gnome jockey.

by Your Sweetness September 30, 2022


battle gnome

a short guy in the military

the military version of the bodybuilding term mini pekka

"Yo that guy Johnson may be short but hes a damn battle gnome!"

by S1cknxss November 07, 2023


gnome orgies

While playing Bingo, it is the state of having all of the "G" numbers on your card crossed off.

Now that they called "G-54" I have gnome orgies on this card.

by biblioforhire May 10, 2016