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That insufferable douchebag whose personal ambition it is to annoy the dickens out of all 1500 of his friends by way of shamelessly detailed and meaningless updates on every twitch and philosophical musing. Almost always an educated white liberal trying to display his excessive knowledge about political behavior and economics.
I think it's great that your Ramen Noodles are taking too long to heat up in the microwave; however, you are slowly but surely making me hate every inch of you.
"That guy on Facebook is peeing in a Starbucks right now."
"What?"
"Never mind."
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A female's secondary male option in a relationship. The secondary guy is neither her boyfriend or husband. He is usually someone who fulfills the void in a current relationship in terms of emotional support, venting, and in some situations, sex. For the side-guy, it is not possible to rely on her love because she is always open to the possibility that there might be someone out there who can love her in a better way. Her husband or boyfriend does not know of the side-guy. The husband or boyfriend is used for the feeling of safety, stability, and security in life. At any moment the female could potentially promote the Side Guy to Husband or Boyfriend or cut tithes with the side-guy
Lisa, I am going on vacation this weekend with my side-guy Matt. Girl, you need to leave that side guy shit alone, you have a husband and kids.
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When a guy is very horny, he goes into what some of us know as "guy mode". It's basically the regular deal with guys, i.e. the periscope coming out to play and generally being un-useful and in the way (for those of us who never get some). Women: this thing is fucking PAINFUL in tight pants. Just so you know.
Someone experiencing "Guy Mode" may be thinking along the lines of the words to a popular Beatles song:
I want you
I want you so bad
I want you,
I want you so bad
It’s driving me mad, it’s driving me mad.
I want you
I want you so bad babe
I want you,
I want you so bad
It’s driving me mad, it’s driving me mad.
I want you
I want you so bad babe
I want you,
I want you so bad
It’s driving me mad, it’s driving me mad.
I want you
I want you so bad
I want you,
I want you so bad
It’s driving me mad, it’s driving me ...
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a synonym for pussy,vagina, vaginal cavity, shit like that, can be used by anyone( but only sounds good in a black mans mouth). this version of the word was founded in technology class:
can also be a sub for bitch, broad, redbone, bobblehead, shit like that.
teacher: alright class GUI: what does it mean.
nigga: yo dats wat i got from ya momz:
other nigga: yea well ya ass better be happy dat ya moms GUI is nasty ass hell,
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A guy that has good look, nice, sweet, and is different than any other "cute" guy
Girl: omg there's that cute guy in my chemistry class he's so sweet.
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It's guy love between two guys.
Let's face the facts about me and you, a love unspecified, though I'm proud to call you chocolate bear, the crowd will always stop and stare
I feel exactly those feelings too, and that's why I keep them inside 'cause this bear can't bare the world's disdain and sometimes it's easier to hide...
...Than explain our guy love, that's all it is! Guy love, he's mine, I'm his! There's nothing gay about it in our eyes!
You ask me 'bout this thing we share
And he tenderly replies
It's guy love
Between two guys
We're closer than the average man and wife
That's why our matching bracelets say Turk and JD
You know I'll stick by you for the rest of my life
You're the only man who's ever been inside of me
Whoa whoa I just took out his appendix
There's no need to clarify
Oh no
Just let it grow more and more each day, it's like I've married my best friend
But in a totally manly way!
LET'S GO! It's guy love don't compromise the feeling of some other guy holding up your heart into the sky
I'll be there to care through all the lows
I'll be there to share the highs...uh!
It's guy love between two guys
And when I say, "I love you, Turk" it's not what it implies
It's guy love between two guys
No hands!
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A synonym for the 45th president of the United States, used when you don’t want to say his name. Made famous by Joe Biden in a CNN Town Hall
oh wow, look at the former guy losing his sanity over in florida
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