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A phrase used to refer to people who don't know how to spell when contributing entries to urbandictionary.com.
"the wheel is turing but the hampsters dead" is not a real phrase. This guy's an idiot; it's like the wheel is turning but the hamster is dead.
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When an employee is stressed out and pushed to the breaking point and starts screaming loudly and uncontrollably, it is said their hamster flew off the exercise wheel such as is found in a hamster's cage. Frequently happens to employees at "the new AT&T"
"After being yelled at by Quita all day, Rosa's hamster flew off the wheel!"
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It is a common pet hamster, skinned and dried. The skin has a little cape mounted on the back, we leave the head in tacked, to wrest on the head of the penis. You can get a hockey helmet, safety hat, foot ball helmet, or a motocross helmet put on the hamsters head. They are socially accepted, so feel free to walk in public only wearing your hamster skin dick cape.
Yo man, you going to that HSDC party?
Whats that?
Its the "Hamster Skin Dick Cape" party!
That sick, of course im going! only the coolest people own a HSDC
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A phenomenon when you see something so cute it makes you cry. Like a hamster (computer) mouse. A hamster mouse is so cute it makes you cry.
Guy: Why are you crying?
Girl: I just had a hamster mouse moment.
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Hamsters come from
when a daddy hamster and a mommy hamster love each other VERY much...
"by the way, where do hamsters come from?"
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To put on a condom.
The term was originally used in reference to being "all-in" on Tampa Bay Buccaneers running back Doug Martin, who is known as the muscle hamster. However, the term sounds much more like putting on a condom.
"You don't know where that chick has been. Better hang your hat on the muscle hamster."
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The first line of 'The hat fic'
when someone says 'Hey, Dan can we get a hamster?' i want to rip my hair out. as the hat fic has ruined my life