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A person who is really good at making a black person bust a nut
JR’s girlfriend is a good handjober .
A handjob given by using icyhot or bengay as lube.
Laura grabbed the icyhot instead of lube when she went to wack me off, turning it into a spicy handjob.
Yoooo I gave her a inverted handjob last night
Monster engery drink and orange juice mixture
Yo I just had a rusty handjob at the bar
When you are asleep and having a wet dream, and you're not sure where it is a dream or whether it's your best mate wanking you off when you're sharing a bed
Ben woke up in pure euphoria and a wet patch, he rolled over to his best friend blake sleeping next to him. His euphoria swiftly turned to shock and exclaimed "oh fuck, I've had a Schrödinger's handjob"
The act of when a old persian lady gets some tahdig and choresht and uses it as lube. After you cum she can have the hearted food cause the fun is so steamy.
My chaleh jUst gave me a persian handjob after we mofted food.
A handjob by an American landwhale.
Guy 1: "Hey bro, I heard you fucked with Becky, that fat cunt."
Guy 2: "I didn't spread those legs, I just got a bacon handjob."