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Someone who is crazily attracted to your lower body😂😏
*person stretches*
*other person* holy fuck you have perfect love handles, take your shirt off bitch!!!
Love handle fetish
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Not able to handle normalcy is complicated. What others dont think of as such a big deal if something goes wrong, the people unable to handle normalcy think of it as a big deal and cant handle it. It closely related to emo but isnt because emos behave that way, people unable to handle normalcy were born not capapable of handling life as good as others can.
"Some people are just unable to handle life as it is and eventually come up with their solution to kill themselves"
what other people can handle some people cant
-Some people are born unable to handle normalcy, and eventually aren't able to keep living any longer-
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This is another phrase that you may say to someone who has fat love handles around their waist that looks like a muffin top.
This phrase can also be said as a loving gesture to your significant other when you are expressing love or intimacy. Such as calling her your honey bunch, sugar plum, sweetie pie, fudgy pudgy cup of pudding, fat rodeo pig, or plumpy dumpy American creampie.
Him: "I love you so much babe! I'm going to hold onto for dear life & grab the shit out of your love handle muffins as I'm riding you like the fat rodeo pig you are!"
Her: "Ily too AGorrila! Yes! Squeeze my love handle muffins! Oink Oink!"
"Frat Rodeo" participant listening in on the other side of the door while waiting for their cue: Man this AGorrila guy comes up with some random funny shit lol
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The task at hand was dealt with.
Often said with accompanying hand motions that imply: "Squeeze, squeeze... twist, twist."
Or, sometimes you can follow the phrase: "Handled like titties," by then speaking the words: "Squeeze, squeeze, twist, twist."
Did you see the Warriors defeat the Lakers last night? The Warriors won, 111-82! The Lakers got "handled like titties!"
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Fly into a rage; lose control.
When a clumsy mother drops the roach I go off the handle on his ass.
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Pooping in a bag or some sort of transporting device then proceeding to find a park car, rub the poop on one or all of the door handles then watch as the driver/passangers get poop on their hands. Don't leave until you see the whole situation unfold. They may not realize it's poop at first. You can also use animal poopy if your not up to pooping into something.
I got you with the poopy door handle. There is poop on your hands.
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Sexual position:
Lie down flat with an erection, Draw a circle on your abdomen area, flatten the penis and make it look like a handle, the opposite partner then shits into the circle, then they use the 'pan-handle' to make a 'Croatian Omlet' which contains a mixture of semen and shit.
Me and my wife spiced up our sex life with the croatian pan-handle.
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