I have a plan

Something one says when they have a plan to become mango harvesters in Tahiti.

Guy 1 : I have a plan.
Guy 2 : where have I heard that before?
Guy 1 : all we need is money, and we’ll be harvesting mangos in Tahiti.

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Having a Mirkin

For a person to have a mirkin they need to have no hair down their;-).

hey man chris matthews has got a mirkin

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Have at thee, coward!

Shakespearean for "come at me, bro". Found in Act One of Romeo and Juliet.

Tybalt: Have at thee, coward!

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i have a bomb

Something to say at school.
Saying that “I have a bomb” is a real confidence booster i would try it in crowded areas.

Kid: I HAVE A BOMB
Girl: Omg run!
Kid 2: Nice, what kind of bomb, we talkin C4 or a Bomb-vest

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Have a Disney day!

Basically a secret code word used by Disney employees telling the customer to either "go fuck yourself" or "fuck off".

Man, the Disney staff are the best around.. All they keep telling me is have a Disney day!

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have a nice life

A polite way to tell someone to fuck off and die because that person has created the circumstance between you and them which makes you care less if you ever see them again.

He could not deal with her bullshit and destructiveness in their relationship, so he signed the letter "have a nice life."

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way to have sex

Shark

Shark:apparently a way to have sex

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