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This is what goes will say to their boyfriend when they’re secretly fucking their black friend dequan
He’s just a friend- Guy: baby who is dequan and why did he text you last night @2:34am?
Girl: don’t worry “Hes just a friend” babe.
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You really don't have anything to say about him.
Bob: How do you like your roommate?
John: I mean... he's a nice guy..
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A curse that struck instagram 8-25-2021
*someone posts*
nobody:
The whole comment section: "NaH hE tWeAkInG"
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when someone says a joke or insult to another therefore having a go at someone. It is only to be used after a joke or insult is said.
Bob: Your gay
Bill: Ahh ur funny, he has jokes.
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when you are banging out a chick in your old boyhood room, have a buddy hide in the closet as He-Man. when she climaxes, have him run out, axe over his head and yell "by the power of grey-skull". dont worry it wont be too weird
"Dude that He-man surprise we gave her last night gave her the power."
A polite way of saying someone is a piece of shit.
That guy is a piece of shit. He's a character.
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a cursed sentence that was once said by a man claiming to be big but is small. this phrase has given many immense trauma, emotional and physical marks, and disturbance. if you utter this word near anyone, you will immediately get jumped and spit on.
(also i'm pretty sure the podcast mansplain get deleted lmaooooooo
thanks nickisnotgreen 😁)
poo: he said us😂
someone:.........🙁😦.......get the fuck out right now
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