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A neo-hippie technophile that is obsessed with psychedelics. You can typically find these people sitting on the couches at the back of a rave club trying to talk about politics, life and philosophy... they will usually either yell at the top of their lungs, sit on top of each other, or just stair at each other trying to communicate telepathically.
Those raver hippies in the back always have acid and ketamine!
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A rich, conservative person in high school or college (sometimes post college) who wears Abercrombie, kahki pants and $100 Polo shirts that also wears a hemp necklace and listens to "jam bands" like Dave Matthews, Phish, and Widespread Panic. Also can be found singing the Chinese chicken song by Barenaked Ladies at karaoke bars. They like to call each other Bro, and in fact are closely related to bros. They are always surrounded by ridiculously hot but mentally vacuous women. Will try to act like they are "down" and "chill" when they are in fact business or marketing majors who will work for a souless corporation that will eventually buy out and destroy whatever sad sack company you work for leaving you with no job. Their response will be "just business bro!". Their dads find their "rebellion" cute for a few years in high school and college, but they realize they can't have "scruffy" hair forever and daddy will stop sending money if they don't cut it. Although one generally would want to avoid a Republican Hippie, or Bro, they may have some really good pot. So smoke their weed and ogle their girlfriend, but do it quick, because they get angry easily and are eager to "keep their rep".
It's too bad you can't go see a good band play or go to a bar without some fucking Republican hippie trying to start a fight because you walked past his slutty girlfriend.
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A person that walks on their barefeet freely indoors.
Dan:Dude, your feet are fuckin' grimy!, What did you do? Step on crap or something?
Me:I don't give a rats ass,i do whatever i want, its my house.
Dan:What are you, a fucking hippie?
Me:Nah, I'm an indoor hippie, you dumbass.
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(verb) To exploit someone's strongly held alternative values and beliefs for the purposes of tricking them into going out of their way to help or support you. The subjects of a hippie-whip are compelled to act in your interests as it is a way for them to demonstrate their commitment to their hippie values.
Their daughter enjoys being a vegetarian, not because of any noble principles, but simply because it's a way for her to "hippie-whip" her parents into making a fuss over her and her vegetarianism.
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When you eat ramen noodles raw and dip them into the flavor pack.
All i ate for dinner were two packages of hippie chips
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Drunken Hippie (n.)
A drunken hippie is a drink made of half vodka and half cold green tea. The first ever drunken hippie had four shots of vodka in it. I originated this drink trying to conceal the fact that i was drinking in my dorm.
Yo, i had four drunken hippies last night, i felt like an alcoholic.
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What Eric Cartman likes to kill in South Park. Cartman was successful in killing the hippies in the South Parkepisode "Die Hippie, Die!" (with a Giant Drill)
Male Hippies are almost always barefooted and spout out gibberish about taking down Corporations while getting Intoxicated on Weed.(THE DEVIL'S CHIN HAIR!) They love to eat Brownies and will only drink "Fruitopia" Brand soft drinks.
Female Hippies burn their Bras (their A-Cup Bras) and prance around in Tiki Hawaiian-like dresses, while wearing beads and doing a strange intoxicated Arm dance, which can only be described as "Walking like an Egyptian", I guess?
See,
Smelly Fuckin Hippies.com
tree hugging hippies
tree-hugging hippies
cops and hippies
kill whitey
bread
abba & dancing queen
sir Elton John
Sisqo
Mofo
MonkeyMofo.com
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