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A position utilized by homosexuals in athletic settings in which a person with power (coach, manager, etc.) inserts one end of a piece of athletic equipment, such as a baseball bat, into his anus and forces another member of the team or coaching staff to do the same with the other end.
John: You won't believe what Ted and Rob are doing in the locker room with your baseball bat!
Bo: Is coach doing a human dumbell without me?
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Uhhh....are you okay? Why are you searching human meat?
Since no normal person would do this here are some reason why I think your here:
1- Your not okay.
2- You told someone you searched up human meat to be funny but they didn't believe you so here we are.
3- You are actually interested in what humans taste like, (They have the texture of chicken and tend to be salty.)
How do I know that? Eh...no...reason.
4- You are cannibalistic and was trying to see where you can find human meat.
5- Your just extremely bored
6- You were trying to see if someone would write about human meat on Urban Dictionary. *Cough cough*
Person 1 - "I wonder what human meat tastes like"
Person 2- "Uhh, let's look it up on Urban Dictionary!"
Person 1- "Yeah! Good idea!"
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People who lack moral agency and have a career based on breaking the Non Agression Principle.
Politicians are sub human animals.
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A bunch of meat that talks and walks.
Destroy immediately if seen.
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nickname for hockey goaltender Ryan Miller
did you watch "THE HUMAN WALL" shut down the canadian hockey team last night?
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the uncaring, self-centered, all"powerful" hierarchy of Convergys
The "God's" making important decisions which affect the lives of the employees who work under them, causing employees to become angered; they then hide behind locked doors, fearing for their lives, while providing nachos for the employees in the lunchroom to try and make peace
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1.) A cynical phrase used to trivialize a pitiful speech that can come off as too sentimental. Also used to condemn minor problems that are exaggerated by the speaker. Originated from Herbert Morrison's emotional radio broadcast of the Hindenburg crash.
"Oh, the humanity and all the passengers screaming around here. I told you, I can't even talk to people whose friends are on there {...} I-I can't talk, ladies and gentlemen." - Herbert Morrison, 1937 Hindenburg crash report
1.) A. "Sorry I couldn't come to school this past week...my dog died...*cries*"
"Your dog died? Who was 23 years old? Oh, the humanity!"
B. "My mom took away my phone for a week because I was texting in class. I am, like, so mad at her I swear I'm going to run away!"
"Oh, the humanity! Running away from home is the only justification for being punished because you disobeyed your school's code of conduct!"
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