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Hurt like a motherfucker

Feel so much grief or emotional wreck that your heart feels like it has shit its pants

Graduating high school and going to college is going to hurt like a motherfucker

by Daffy the Duck May 22, 2016


My ass hurts

My ass hurts

My ass hurts kid fuck me in here

by April 24, 2019


my back hurts

Means that, figuratively, you are carrying a large load on your back. It can refer to sports or life.

"Cuh, my back hurts, these teammates trash bro"
"Now she want me to drive across town, like damn, my back hurts"

by vicksanity October 10, 2019


Hurting like Charlesworth

Overreacting from a minor injury such as banging a leg, and behaving like you have just been taken out by an American sniper.

Pete: What's wrong with James?
Mike: He banged his elbow on the doorframe, and now he's hurting like Charlesworth.
Pete: Fucking fairy!

by Pissed Fairy February 17, 2015


Butt Hurt Sid

I was Butt Hurt Sid when I wasn't invited to Knotts

I was very Butt Hurt Sid when my friends were mean

by Milads September 26, 2016


Butt Hurt

Typically a person that whines and bitches about almost everything. A butt hurt person will never admit they are butt hurt and they are usually named Tom.

Person 1: hey what happened last night?
Person 2: sorry it's a secret.

Person 1: I took one for the team you better tell me or I'll blackmail you.

Person 2: you're so butt hurt
Person 1: no that's not what butt hurt is.

by NippleMcGee November 12, 2013


my penis hurts

when ur penis is in such excruciating pain that you almost want to stop existing

obama: my penis hurts.
Leonardo DiCaprio: why?
obama: herpes

by nigger faggot 9000 April 01, 2019