Wolfman Fog

Inability to think clearly due to negative emotional state and/or physical illness, thus giving the afflicted the feeling of wandering through a thick fog like in the old Wolfman movies.

After hearing his girlfriend was pregnant, Archie slowly walked out of her apartment toward his car in a wolfman fog.

Winter Fog

When you see fog outside, it actually Jesus smoking his crack pipe

“Did you see that Winter Fog earlier”
“Yeah dude, Jesus got high on crack”

fog nocker

a person who is fake and smokes to much weed be they don't have a life so they bully other people into thinking they are straight but in reality they are a gay price of crap who needs to hop off the edge of the flat world. they also have a freckle on their right hand.

you suck fog nockers

Scummy fog hat

A Sweaty hat that your friend shit in and blew a cloud of vape in

Remember when you’re homie put on my scummy fog hat!?

faecal fog

The pungent aroma that fills a bathroom during and after defecating.

I'd give it five minutes if I were you, the FAECAL FOG needs to clear.

fog of perpetual confusion

Fog of perpetual confusion: a state of mind in which one simply cannot comprehend simple logic.

Aka: Chelsey Leanne Williford.

I tried explaining simple English to Mrs. Williford. The word was "yup." I sent her the urban dictionary meaning her response was "what???". "Fog of perpetual confusion"

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