florida fuckhouse

A large warehouse full of naked meh having sex(usually firemen). They are also covered in ash which makes them look like black people. When everyone is about to cum at the same time onto one unlucky fellow's face, they shit and fart as much as possible whilst 'Bukkaking' ( Boo Cocky ing ) the man in the middle...

--B.H.

::Hey Ted on our vacation we should visit a florida fuckhouse ...

::Alright Carl...

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going to Florida

to have sex while parents are in the close vicinity

hey yo Muhammad, me and my girl are going to florida if you know what I mean nigga!

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Florida Whore

Any younger woman or man who seeks a relationship with a wealthy Golden Girl/Guy from Florida for material benefit. He/she cares more about a a partner's bank account than she does about the partner.

Hey, who's that young kid with Betty White? He's nearly half her age?

Yeah, but's he's half-plus-seven so they're alright. He's a Florida Whore though, he's been with all the Golden Girls.

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Florida or Germany

Something fucking ridiculous happens in the news and you have to guess weather it happened in Florida or Germany.

Man collects dead babies in his garage for sexually pleasure and in an effort to resurrect Jesus.

Florida or Germany?

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florida gators

A second class college program. Usually sits in the shadow of THE FLORIDA STATE UNIVERSITY.

Fuck the Florida Gators! why are they such bitches?

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florida Scramble

A hot lunch dropped from and 75 year old woman with a crusty box at 6 am that remarkably resembles scrambled eggs

Edna gave me the Florida scramble with a side order of fromunda cheese.

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Florida Alpha

Phi Kappa Psi's chapter at Florida State University.

I would do absolutely anything (including another woman) to date a gentleman of Phi Psi's Florida Alpha chapter!

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