ear muffy's

when you are in the throws of passion with an uffy.
the uffy wraps her legs around your ears in sheer
dee-lite! 'cause groove is in the heart! the uffy will reply with satisfaction by saying, "tanks you gay!"

buffy- "hey muffy, did you see your neighbor L/nite?"
muffy- "yes, it was golf nite so i gave him ear muffy's."
fluffy- "dang, you're flexible."

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ear goggles

synonym for large ear phones

Ear googles have better bass response than those cheap bud headphones brosef.

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asshole ear

Those wireless blutooth ear devices, usually with blinking lights, that people use to talk on the phone. Useful for talking while driving, but otherwise unneccesary and annoying. Alot of unimportant people wear asshole ears to seem important and they often come off as crazy people talking to themselves.

What the fuck did you say to me!? Oh, my bad, I didn't see your asshole ear.

I cant stand when people wear asshole ear in a restaurant. You're not important! Take it out!

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dildo with ears

A derogatory term for any disliked male. Akin to calling him a dildo, though funnier, while also indicating that he's worthless. After all what good is a dildo with ears?

"That asshole is good for nothing."
"Yeah, what a dildo with ears."

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ear boner

when your dog hears something and its ears go up and get all stiff

"What was that sound?"
"Idk, but Spike heard it too, he's got an ear boner."

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rabbit ears

when having sex the woman lies on her back and puts her legs up on the mans shoulders as he is pumping her,giving him "rabbit ears"

Gina likes rabbit ears for deep sex

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cum ear

cum on a object and someone puts it to their ear...then yell cum ear (come here)

hey you cum ear

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