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a carnivorous rodent composed of human snot. it is an extremely dangerous creature, mainly because it can skeletonize a human being in less than a minute. it can also take the form of any living being. that's why tom cruise is in existence.
my best freind was eaten by a flesh eating snot weasel.
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To play the DJ Hero: Flesh Edition, the act of stimulating a woman's vagina by rubbing it in the fashion of a DJ that spins his records on a turn table.
1. A woman masturbating
2. Somebody rubbing a woman's vagina
1. I was so fucking horny last night so I decided to play some DJ Hero: Flesh Edition
2. I hit up with this smoking hot chick yesterday at the club! We went home to her and she let me play her DJ Hero: Flesh Edition!
When "The king of the Britain" cuts off the black night's arm, from the movie Monty Python And The Holy Grail.
"Your arm's off!"
"No its not!"
"Yes it is."
"Its nothing but a flesh wound! I've had worse!"
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An awful disease in which male semen act like sizzling, hot lava when they become airborne. This devastating disease originated in Rome, Italy in 567 B.C. It began when a goat's ballsack erupted and all the man juice landed on a nearby vagina, burning it to ashes. It is sexually transmitted. Masturbation and sexual activity become extremely dangerous. Not like Bond dangerous, like Charles Manson dangerous. There is no known cure.
Look at that Native American's Hands, he must have Flesh Eating Cum Virus!
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"Hey Michael, can you grab me that Hawaiian Flesh-light?"
"Laukau what do you mean! all I see a Pineapple!"
"Yeah that's a Hawaiian Flesh-light."
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a filthy little slutt who likes to please cock with her mouth
Meghan went down on me for like 2 hours, shes such a nob gobbling flesh monger.
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Getting laid /sex from someone who you think owes your lame ass sex because you been doing favours for a while with the intention of getting some
Jerome been tryin to get a pound of dat flesh from Regina for a minute now. Been taking her to fancy dinners, paying her bills and even babysitting her kid but his boy Tyrone been gettin' a pound of that flesh every time while Jerome babysitting.
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