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a legendary being with all powerful knowledge and answers to every question that should be shared with the world. when they find out they are the gaming fungus, they will want to keep the knowledge to themselves, so the gaming fungus spirit leaves them to find a new fungus. fungi must have influence. the first ever gaming fungus was TheGamingMushroom (fungus the first) and the gaming fungus spirit left him because he didn't have enough influence. the second fungus was TheFungus (fungus the second). he had good influence, so we arent sure what happened for him to lose the spirit of the gaming fungus. he had an existential crisis after the spirit left him. the third gaming fungus was legendary Sebi (fungus the third). He got 2 hours of sleep in 60 hours. the power of the gaming fungus truly thrived. the gaming fungus spirit also leaves people when they arent divine enough to hold the knowledge. this happened to sebi when he sent his pp in #music-commands. the current gaming fungus is Sebastian (fungus the fourth). he owns slaves, who gave him the n word pass. his knowlege is spread through small phrases, such as "n word" and "fuck that hurt" and "ca va bien." it is up to the people he influences to figure this out. there is a pattern to the funguses, and that is two funguses (GamingMushroom, TheFungus) and then two sebastian sounding names (sebi, sebastian). we have determined that the next fungus is The Amungus Fungus (fungus the fifth) the leader of the US military. \
Normie 1: "There's all these the gaming fungus gifs on discord, what even is it?"
Enlightened person 1: "well my brudda, you see..."
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boosted monkeys working on game
mike: hey man i love riot games
eric: haha you're retarded, cy@
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A made up "disorder" by a previously reputable organization called WHO. If you play video games when you are alone, you now have a "mental disorder", Although other addictions to activities such as watching movies or watching too many sports are completely normal.
Person 1: Do you play video games instead of doing Math homework?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: OMG!!, I didn't know you had mental issues. Here take this pill, we need to get rid of your "Gaming disorder".
A term coined by the gaming community to describe a player's prediction and deductive reasoning abilities.
This guy absolutely has some long-term experience playing this game at a competitive level: he has good game sense, solid aim, and a good understanding of how a round will play out.
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Mastroi Gaming is a person who has no game and gets no bitches
"Did you know that George is a virgin?"
"Everybody knows that, he's Mastroi Gaming"
"Have you ever had a girlfriend?"
"No"
"That's so mastroi gaming
Similar to the walk of shame except that the person you spent the night with is way out of your league. Basically, if the person you banged spent the night at your place then they would be doing the walk of shame instead.
Random Girl 1: That guy looks like he's doing the walk of shame.
Random Girl 2: He's not very good looking...
Walk of Game Guy: Yeah but the girl I banged was at least a 9!
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Porn + Lord of the Rings + The Walking Dead
"Dude that guy just got laid and then killed by ice zombies with swords! What the fuck is this!"
"It's Game of Thrones dude, just go with it."
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