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The act of taking a massive dump as soon as you wake up
Craig : hey man let’s go to the gym
Phil: it’ll be a minute bro ,still haven't made my morning move yet
Craig : ok man I’ve made mine already
When a woman wakes up with a female version of morning wood, and rides the morning wood until she gets filled with the morning sap.
Crystal woke up this morning with a morning wood beside her, so she climbed on and extracted the morning sap.
Jene and Frank enjoy seeing the morning sap ooze from the morning wood.
Alice really has a bad case of the morning sap while she walks around at work.
The act of reengaging in sexual intercourse specific to penetration with a woman the morning after an initial primary engagement. This act affirms to both parties that the act the night before was not simply a drunken mistake.
"When you got up in the morning did you get the morning stab in before she left?"
when an aging man loses his ability to wake up wit morning wood, thus it is essentially the opposite of morning wood.
george found that he had once again woke up with morning rope.
Eating the pussy in the morning
I wake up and eat that morning pudding
When you wake up in the morning with cum in your mouth from the night before.
Room mate: Ew what's that in your mouth
Britney: Oh damn that's morning gum from hanging out with Randy last night, guess I didn't notice it.
It's the thin layer of beard that grows overnight since yesternight's shave.
I love your "morning shadow", keep it up Mr. Shi!