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To forgoe a shower and instead spray down with deodorant
You going to have a douche?
Nah mate, tactical shower.
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When you jerk off in the shower, and the semen mixes with the water, creating a sticky, white glue otherwise known as shower cement.
Damnit Billy! You could have cleaned up in the shower! My feet are stuck to the tub with all that shower cement you've been making!
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The strenuous task of spraying oneself with Febreze in lieu of taking an actual shower.
"Mmm baby you smell so good."
"Thanks, I just took a frat shower. Lavender."
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To recover from something by showering.
Equivalent of 'sleep it off'
-This exam was so distressing.
-It was! I'll see you later guys, I've gotta go shower it off!
-God, hon', I had the most awful day...
-C'mon, let's shower it off ! ;)
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When you have a quiet shower by not turning the water pressure up to high so as to not wake up other residents within your residence who may be awoken by the sound of water flowing through pipes.
It was after midnight and everyone was asleep so in order to bathe thyself I enacted the ancient form and techniques of the ninja shower.
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A maneuver performed, out of necessity, as an alternative means of cleaning one's asshole of feces. The act of using the shower as a bidet.
I was completely out of toilet paper and had no choice but to shower hop.
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Towards people over Skype or some other verbal communication online, generally meant to be fapping or meant as an excuse for something else. Similar to "walking the dog" or "going to the bathroom".
Guys, I'm going to start taking a shower
Okay.
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