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Levi Strauss Swim Team

Name given to the swim team of mexicans who think swimming in jeans and over-sized t-shirts is going to give them the competitive advantage they are looking for. In most cases they end up drowning cause they can't swim to begin with.

Miguel Phelps of the Levi Strauss Swim Team downed as he was unable to swim in his swim attire.

by Miguel Phelps June 30, 2010

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swim in the shallow end

Swimming in the shallow end, or to swim in the shallow end, is another phrase that means to smoke pot from a bong.

"Do you wanna go swim in the shallow end over at my house?"

"I heard she was swimming in the shallow end the other night, if you can catch my drift.."

by Boopidoopi January 3, 2012

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new wave swim team

a very uptight and anal swim team, based in lowell. you could proably walk in on a practice punch the first person and know they deserved it,and go to the second person grab them by the shirt and say "be a bigger douche" and he/she would be entitled to reply "how?".

johnny: those kids or terible(looking accros the pool) all they do is text and stait at their Ipods

erin: y are you supprised, they'er on new wave swim team

by dudeyourscrewed April 12, 2009

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letting the otters out for a swim

SHITTING nothing more,nothing less,JUST SHITTING!!!!!!!!!

read the above you thick cunts!(letting the otters out for a swim)

by Si22 October 3, 2006

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shit your pants and dive in and swim

a phrase often used when a person is left without options for a given situation... basically when someone is totally fucked and there is nothing they can do about it

Joe told me the cop pulled him over for running a stop sign and found a quarter pound of weed and an open bottle of gin in the car... He asked me what to do and I told him to just "shit your pants and dive in and swim".

by druman930 July 12, 2011

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cool like a fool in a swimming pool

a possible answer to a "how are you" type question, or a remark about somethings coolness

Stan-"You OK", JIMMY-"no need to worry about me, im cool like a fool in a swimming pool"

Stan- "whose that dude", JIMMY-"IDK, but hes cool like a fool in a swimming pool"

by Paaat February 13, 2010

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High School Swimming

ONE BIG JOKE

Dave: Yo Chuck, you gonna do High School Swimming?
Chuck: Nah man, I don't want to win every race, I need some competition.
Dave: Yeah me neither, I don't want to get out of shape.

by noswal11 July 4, 2013

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