swim in the shallow end

Swimming in the shallow end, or to swim in the shallow end, is another phrase that means to smoke pot from a bong.

"Do you wanna go swim in the shallow end over at my house?"

"I heard she was swimming in the shallow end the other night, if you can catch my drift.."

new wave swim team

a very uptight and anal swim team, based in lowell. you could proably walk in on a practice punch the first person and know they deserved it,and go to the second person grab them by the shirt and say "be a bigger douche" and he/she would be entitled to reply "how?".

johnny: those kids or terible(looking accros the pool) all they do is text and stait at their Ipods

erin: y are you supprised, they'er on new wave swim team

letting the otters out for a swim

SHITTING nothing more,nothing less,JUST SHITTING!!!!!!!!!

read the above you thick cunts!(letting the otters out for a swim)

shit your pants and dive in and swim

a phrase often used when a person is left without options for a given situation... basically when someone is totally fucked and there is nothing they can do about it

Joe told me the cop pulled him over for running a stop sign and found a quarter pound of weed and an open bottle of gin in the car... He asked me what to do and I told him to just "shit your pants and dive in and swim".

cool like a fool in a swimming pool

a possible answer to a "how are you" type question, or a remark about somethings coolness

Stan-"You OK", JIMMY-"no need to worry about me, im cool like a fool in a swimming pool"

Stan- "whose that dude", JIMMY-"IDK, but hes cool like a fool in a swimming pool"

High School Swimming

ONE BIG JOKE

Dave: Yo Chuck, you gonna do High School Swimming?
Chuck: Nah man, I don't want to win every race, I need some competition.
Dave: Yeah me neither, I don't want to get out of shape.

You don't get to swim in the pool!

A person who is extremely stupid

Is rooted in the story of my friend's brother who worked at the YMCA, and had to deal with a person who was outraged at the fact that they made him leave the pool early, so that a group of mentally disabled people could swim. A person with down-syndrome was seen pointing at the man and laughing, "You don't get to swim in the pool!!." Now how do you react when A person with Down-syndrome is making fun of YOU?

"I wanted to see what would happen if I tied steaks to my nuts and ran in front of a feral dog."
"You do not get to swim in the pool."