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A cancerous class at some schools where you learn useless shit.
-Hey dude why you looking so sad?
-Didn't you forget we have music theory today.
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The nose is the center of the face - thus, it determines the person's level of good-looking-ness.
In other words, a bad nose can ruin an entire face, while a perfect nose can make up for other poorer features.
"No you can't go out with him, he's got an ugly nose - nose theory"
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Dating multiple people in order to limit emotional attachment to any one person.
Girl, you're catchin' feelings??? For him?! Remember the rotation theory!
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If you go to a class high, then you will develop a "high mindset". Your entire outlook of what is going on in that class will be set in stone. This means that you will have to go to the next class high. From that point on, you will be forced to go to that class high, or else you would not understand any of what is going on. When the final comes, you will have to go to that high, too.
"Hey man," he said, "I think I'm gonna smoke before class today."
"Naw dude," the other boy retorted, "Haven't you ever heard of Ben's Theory? If you go to one high, you go to them all!
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Something that music snobs put a lot of attention into. In reality, unless you want to learn how to play like someone else instead of having your own style, music theory is useless. I mean, did the Blues guitarists who lived in the Mississippi Delta have access to music theory? No! And they laid down the innovations that modern musicians still use today! Kurt Cobain even said that music theory is useless unless you want to be coffee shop singer and is a distraction to making music your own thing. And he changed rock music for an entire generation!
Music student from Berklee (MSB): "What'cha doing?"
Me: "Playing the guitar. I just love this instrument so much. It's simplicity brings music to the masses. Every note rings 'Hey! You do not need expensive classes or fancy instruments to enjoy music!'"
MSB: "Well anyone will suck as a musician without proper music theory training."
Me: "So Jimi Hendrix, the Beatles, the Clash, Nirvana, and nearly every multi-platinum selling artists failed as musicians because they did not have any music training?"
MSB: "Well..."
Me: "And these chords that I am playing with the basic knowledge, regardless of the complexity of the composition, I have is shit because I do not have a musically trained background?"
MSB: "I guess so..."
Me: "Well I am not in debt to a fancy music school and I still know how to play music so you're the idiot. I win!"
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To manifest a dream into reality. M theory relates to the concept of the overall string theory and quantum mechanics. The M Theory was derived by Ed Witten in 1995 and stands for Magic or Matrix or according to test! It affliliates quantum mechanics with the workings of thought verses action.
In golf, a hole in one is the perfect use of M Theory.
Jerry: I'm going to make a space ship and fly to the closest star!
Watson: How on earth can you do that?
Jerry: Easy, M Theory! Its elementry my dear Watson.
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When a girl feels threatened by another girl based on looks or personality, she will often come to the conclusion in her own mind that she is a whore, and then will tell everyone that such girl who is rich in looks and/or personality is a whore because of jealously
Mel: I can't stand that Blake is talking to Shanna she is such a whore!!
Dylan: Do you have any proof of this or are you just saying it????
Mel: I don't have to explain myself.
Dylan: Maybe you just feel threatened by her and prove the DM Theory.
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