Internet Atheist

Users of the internet that are known for their Militant Atheism. Usually commenters on Youtube and /atheist/ Reddit, Internet Atheists will attack virtually anything related to religion. Hilariously enough, they are generally just as dogmatic as the religious.

Internet Atheists cannot come to terms with the fact that the claim of the nonexistence of deities is a belief. Instead, Internet Atheists claim that atheism is a lack of belief (which is actually agnosticism). Basically, Internet Atheism are the idiots among atheists.

Internet Atheists are basically an embarrassing piss stain to intelligent atheists.

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internet friend

Best. Friend. Ever.

an internet friend is love.

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Internet friend

The best kind of person in the world. The person who doesn’t care about your popularity or looks. The ones who would do anything for you. The people who would stay up late for you. The people who are so caring you cannot even describe it. The people who you wish you could meet and they wish they could meet you. And one day, maybe you will.

They are the best kind of people.

Girl: “Hey wanna be internet friends?”
Other Girl: “YES!”

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australian internet

Error 404, cannot be found.

"I hate livin down unda m8, this australian internet is jast dasgustin m8, aye keep gittin a 404"

(read in australian accent)

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Internet Relationship

A relationship consisting of two people on the internet who have never met in real life. Not to be confused with Long Distance Relationship

Judgmental loser: Wow you're in an internet relationship? You must not be capable of getting a real girlfriend!
Boy in internet relationship: I love Jenny and we plan to meet up and make it a long distance relationship soon. I simply choose Jenny over all the other sluts in my city.

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internet beef

internet beef is where one starts a fight online over the internet which cause's people to throw back stuipid comments at eachother knowing that they are small and can't fight for shit.

internet beef on face book

" OMG nick took me to the cinema what a boy! "
Jacky " haha he is a boner "

ray " fuck you Jacky i can smash your face in "
jacky not before i will smash your's in cunt "

ray " meet me at the park 1:00 pm a fight cunt "

the next day the fight dose not happen

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internet justice

Mob justice delivered over the internet, by informing the masses of how much of a sick fuck someone is.

4chan obtained internet justice by tracking down the cat abusers and pushing to have them arrested.