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Whenever you are having a conversation with someone and you don't know what to say next, you say, "Incridley dis differiced."
Ryan, "So this girl I met last night, DAAAYUUMMM."
Mat, "Did you tap that?"
Ryan, "I did. We broke my bed."
Mat, "Incridley dis differiced."
Someone who walks really fast to the door so they don't have to hold open the door for someone that is approximately within 5 steps away from the door.
coworker #1: "Did you see that guy speed up when he got closer to the door? He just wanted to make sure he didn't have to hold it open for me.
coworker #2: "He surely displayed Door dis-etiquette! So Rude!"
What you'll say at the end of a poem
What you'll say when Timmy's no longer alive,
I remembered this from Reddit
And Timmy fucking died.
Random person: So uh yeah I ate soap when I was a kid
u/poem_for_your_sprog: Little Timmy ate soap... and Timmy fucking died.
Verb, act of slinging your knees up while pulling yourself up. Used for jumping fences and cheating during a workout routine.
Do not hoop di doop durring a pull-up that is cheating.
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Jai Mata Di or JMD is a slogan that literally translates to Victory to Mother or Hail Mother.
In traditional usage, the slogan is attributed to 'more power' or encouragement.
It also doesn't necessitate to be directed at someone and can be generally exclaimed as breakers mid-conversation.
It has transcended it's religious connotations and is en masse adopted as a slogan of positivity by all, especially in the new brewing contemporary cultures of India. Non Zero Sum Games, Jai Mata Di
gym trainer: JMD, two more reps. You can do it, bulli!
singer: Jor se bolo...!
publix: Jai mata di
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One of the most successful trolls in the MMORPG called 'Runescape'. My Goat Died began trolling the clan called "Catherby" with the help of his fellow troll and irl friend, Edible Zebra in August of 2010. He has added many targets to his trolling list but his main target is still Catherby. This guy is like a one man army, he has created over 250 accounts (with names like Beaver Guts, Pet Cannibal, Skin Factory and Limping Lime). He uses these accounts to clog the ignore/ban lists of his victims(each player can only have up to 100 players on their ban/ignore list) He is notorious throughout the community of the clan "Catherby" for his nonstop trolling and ban evasion. The reason for all this trolling, as Goat says is "to provide entertainment to the players of Catherby who have a sense of humor by trolling those without one."
Toward the end of 2010, he took a break from Catherby and joined "Clantast1c". He was well behaved in this clan until the owner banned him because of what he heard Goat had done to "Catherby". Goat retaliated by bringing his 250 account army to troll Clantast1c. Within a month, Clantast1c's owner closed the clan to all outsiders for fear of Goat wreaking any more havoc.
My Goat Died has since been trolling Catherby and Tezz.
Goat has trolled other clans, but not as persistently as Catherby, Clantast1c and Tezz.
Although My Goat Died trolls a lot, he is really a nice guy. He used to troll my clan, but we eventually became good friends.
Once your clan is targeted by My Goat Died, there isn't much you can do about it.
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The correct word to scream before throwing an empty drink or bottle, followed up by a loud YEET as you're throwing the object.
Dis bitch empty,
YEET!
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